ITV Channel Nixes Series 3 of Bancroft

Headland Consultancy of London has ceased trading which is based on the grounds of Bless This House, Surgical Spirit and Tiswas. All the board of directors have now moved to Manchester.

EDL Leader Tommy Robinson dies from a heart attack on Friday 7 December 2029 aged 47 in South East Pinner in naked after eating too much sausage rolls, grey squirrel burgers, smoked too many cigarettes which is based on the grounds of Bless This House since EDL ceased operations for good on Friday 7 September 2029 which is also based on the grounds of Bless This House

Sudan has been hit hard by fighting which took place on Saturday 15 April 2023, starting in Khartoum International Airport when Saudia Airbus A330-343R registered HZ-AQ30 was destroyed by Sudanese rebels known as Sudanese Rapid Support Forces (SUDRSF).

Bancroft has ceased operations for good on Friday 3 January 2020 after just 7 episodes in 2 series, which is based on the grounds of Bless This House, Surgical Spirit, Tiswas, Salvation Army, Hana's Helpline, Convair, Lockheed Martin, Union Square Music, KLM, Air New Zealand, Transport for London, Foot and Mouth Disease, Darfur, Gordon Swanborough, Burger King, Boeing 797-200 Cruiseliner, Airbus A360-200 Busjet, Ceri Sugg, Christopher Reid, Ted Rogers, Lisa Truett, Alan Stocker, Stuart Wallace, Niknam Hussain, Sanjeewa De-Alwis, Dr. Harold Shipman hangs himself in prison with Jean Charles De Menezes, PC Ronan Kerr, Derrick Bird, Jill Dando, Queen Mother, Dr. David Kelly, Dr. Imran Farooq, Robin Nedwell, Mr. Blobby and Mrs. Blobby.

Sarah Parish was a nice girl in Bancroft

Bancroft has been declared bankrupt after ceasing operations for good on Thursday 19 October 2017, which is based on the grounds of Bless This House, Kate and Koji, Tiswas, Dad's Army, The Sweeney, Blake's 7, Endeavour, The Tomorrow People (UK and Dudley Simpson version in 1973), The Krypton Factor (Gordon Burns version in 1977), Catchphrase (Roy Walker version in 1986), Madness, The Housemartins, Unreported World, World In Action, Road Wars, Dragnet (Black and White version in 1951), Nothing To Declare UK, Border Security USA, Stone Roses, 10cc, New Order, The World At War, $64,000 Question (UK and Bob Monkhouse version in 1990), The Phil Silvers Show, The Cosby Mysteries, Telly Addicts, Channel Four Horse Racing, and God, The Devil And Bob

Bancroft has been cancelled due to the ongoing foot and mouth disease crisis affecting all the farm animals in following countries:

England
Northern Ireland
Scotland
Wales
Republic of Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United States of America
Zimbabwe
Sudan
Libya
Somalia
South Sudan
Saudi Arabia
Togo
Congo
Zaire
Paraguay
Venezuela
Haiti
Liberia
Sierra Leone
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Ivory Coast
Algeria
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After the Morning Funeral Service, led by Rev. Stuart Wallace from The Salvation Army, Eastcote and Ruislip from 0900 GMT to 1630 GMT, former EDL Leader and Founder of EDL, Tommy Robinson will finally be cremated at St. Lawrence Church at Eastcote, Ruislip at 1700 GMT on Friday 21 December 2029 for the last time by Julian Assange who was finally set free from Swedish Prison with Mr. and Mrs. Blobby just before the 2020s draw to a close and also as 2029 draws to a close and before the 2030s start for the first time as 2030 begins on Tuesday 1 January 2030 for the 1st time and the 1st new decade without Tommy Robinson when the 20th anniversary of the Polish-Dutch Smolensk Tu-154 crash and the Cumbrian Shootings by Derrick Bird will be commemorated by Stef Blok and the Queen Mother. Plus the 100th birthdays of the FIFA Men's Soccer World Cup, the Commonwealth Games and the 1st flight of the Boeing 797-200 Cruiseliner.

Sadly, Tommy Robinson, best known for EDL protests since EDL Protest Group ceased operations for good on Saturday 1 September 2029 has died apparently from a fatal heart attack at his home in Rickmansworth, Hertfordshire alone in naked, aged 47 on Friday 7 December 2029 at 8.10am (0810 GMT) after eating too much Chips both KFC and Burger King KFC Chicken Drumsticks, Chicken Royale Burgers, Meat Sausage Rolls, Bacon Baguettes, Chicken and Bacon Mayonnaise White Baguettes, Meat Feast Pizzas (no onions) and drinking too many Irn Bru Drinks, Fruit Lucozades, Fruit Powerades and smoked too many cigarettes.

Despite the health issues, Mr. Robinson refused to give up smoking and processed foods. Jimmy Akingbola, Okorie Chukwu, Zahir Mohammed and Niknam Hussain were shocked and saddened by the news of Mr. Robinson's tragic collapse from a heart attack. Funeral arrangements for Mr. Robinson will be held at St. Lawrence Church, Eastcote on Friday 21 December 2029 from 0900 to 1700 GMT.